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Ah, Florida, home of such spectacles of recent years as the Terry Schiavo case, the 2000 election shambles, the Elian Gonzalez stand-off, and a succession of luridly bizarre events that have kept Carl Hiassen in employment. Now, Florida's legislature has approved a bill that allows people to open fire IN PUBLIC when they perceive a threat.

Perhaps it is just me, but surely that is absolutely, utterly, English lacking appropriate adjectivesly fucking crazy? Have none of these people ever heard of crossfire?